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Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled.
And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
WHO SUBMITTED A WIKI ABOUT OREGANO TO ME
?????!!!!??????????
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this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
oh my gosh
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
😂😂😂😂😂
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even Richard wouldn’t laugh at that!!!!
Boo .
that is hilarious
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Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
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of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
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This is how I’d play chess
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY
HOLY SHIT
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
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“be right with you, I’m just doing my hair”
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I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS
CAS HAD TO BAKE THE PIE HIMSELF
