WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
when u find money while cleaning ur room
me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone
Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important
TAKE IT WITH YOU.
I THINK MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS IS HOW CHEERFUL THE MAILMAN IS. HE AIN’T EVEN MAD.
I wouldn’t be either because this is hysterical.
I laughed so hard no sound came out
pretty much my thought process at the end of every conversation I have ever had
i will cosplay pretty ladies and i will cosplay scary men. i will cosplay scary ladies and i will cosplay pretty men. i will cosplay what i want and i will look fabulous.
Friendly reminder ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth ｡◕‿◕｡ It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)
this site is absolutely TOO MUCH
I don’t care who santa thinks he is. if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.
This commentary is already 1.5 pages and I haven’t even dug into the 9 bar intro yet….
to be fair its all background of how I began writing and inspirations
(a lot of which will probably be moved to analysis bits later so this 1.5 pages is probably only 1 page after I’ve finished it) but still